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Humor and Satire
- I Still Deserve A Slice Of Pie Despite “Only” Bringing A Veggie Tray To Thanksgiving Dinner
- Walden Pool, The Billionaires-Only, Ultra-Luxury Community For Self-Reflection And Simple Living
- My Work Day, as Envisioned by the Billionaire CEO
- Please Don’t Feed The Bear At The Checkout Counter. He’s Angry.
- Open Enrollment for Red-Blooded Americans
- Now That We Have a Potion From the Forest Wizards to Dampen the Curse for Spontaneous Human Combustion, it’s Time to Return to the Office
- Our Ride or Die Pledge has been Revised. Please Read Carefully.
- 15 Things to Do With That Economy-Sized Tub of Guacamole From Costco
- Ebenezer Scrooge And The Boxing Day Murders
- Mom’s New Rules for Thanksgiving
- God Workshops The Ten Commandments With His Holy Spirit, Jesus, Adam And Eve
- Nightmares About Game Shows and Health Care
- The Old Man and The Sea and The Reverse Mortgage
- As a Formerly-Frozen Cave Dweller, I Worry About Food, Fire and Voter Suppression
- The Four White Men of the Apocalypse
- America and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
- New Streaming Services Competing for Your Money
- A Message From the Apple Growers Association of America on the Recent Spate of People Choked by Apples
- The Ten Virgins with AR-15s and Other Parables for 2nd Amendment Evangelicals
- Weekend at Donny’s
- I’m COVID-19, and I Don’t Give a Flying Fuck About You
- Select LinkedIn Posts for 2B2F Chemical, as Written by Its Public Relations Director, Mammon, Satan’s Demon of Greed
- Dress For the Job You’re About to Lose, Not the Job You’re Never Going to Have
- Hall Passes for Dumb Social Obligations the Big Dumb World Expects You To Attend, But You’d Really Rather Not Go
- Fanciful Names for Full Moons that Better Reflect the Light of Today’s World
- Farting in the Office for Beginners
- Urinating at Work — Dos and Don’ts
- When Good Carrots Go Bad — A Drama in Seven Acts
- It’s Jeans Day at Work — A Memo
- Love to Think With Your Gun? Here are Five Killer Book Titles For Kids That Will Blow Away the Competition
- Friendly Addendum to Employee Handbook, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
- Letters from Santa at the End of the Patriarchy
- What I Taught the Robot Who Replaced Me at My Job
- How the Oxford Comma Will Make America Great Again
